Pinbusters – Flaming Fruit

Have you ever wondered if the stuff people post on Pinterest is true? Well I have, and I test them all so that you don’t have to, ’cause ain’t nobody got time for that.  Click here to check out all of the pins I haven taken on. You might be surprised by some of the results!

No, that title is not an insult to any of my gay male friends. You know who you are, and that I love you, and that I would never call you flaming (or fruit!) to your face. Hugs.

This pin tells you how to create a candle of sorts out of citrus fruit. They use a clementine, but I do not discriminate. I ain’t no fruit-ist. My navel orange is just as good as a clementine. Plus it is bigger so less risk of me cutting myself trying to carve a tiny miniature orange. So there.

This is yet another Pinbusters where I am not questioning “if” or “how” but merely “why.” Why would you need to make flaming fruit? Will your guests actually be impressed or start staging an intervention? Can you compost burnt fruit? Will you be able to inhale vitamin C? Can pets be trusted around edible flames? I have no answers, merely questions.

Here is my target: the navel orange.

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The pin – which is actually a video – shows you how to cut a line around the middle of the orange, not to deep, but just to cut the skin.

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Then you have to stick your finger in and dig around, separating the orange from the peel so that you can remove the two halves cleanly. This took a bit of time but was not difficult, and then I had this:

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And this:

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And very sticky hands. I was not concerned with the hole in the top, because the tutorial actually tells you to cut a decorative hole in the top anyways. Ummm, ok. My mangled rind will do just fine. I was also careful to keep the long nib intact (I am refraining from calling it an orange nipple, folks, and that is the definition of class), since that is essentially the wick.

I doused the orange and its nib in extra virgin olive oil, and let is soak for a minute.

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Then the fun begins – lighting it on fire!

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Pinbusters - Orange

I had to hold the flame to it for a bit to get the nib to actually light on fire (flaming, as opposing to smoldering) but it eventually burned for about 45 seconds.  I re-lit it, and it burned for a little while longer.  I think if extra virgin olive oil wasn’t so expensive, and I wasn’t so cheap frugal, and had used more of it, the flame would stay lit just fine.

Pinbusters - Orange

Pinbusters - Orange

Yep. That is the tiniest faceless Jack-O(range)-Lantern I’ve ever seen. Adorable. I was hoping for a citrus scent to fill my house, but no such luck.

and now what? Do I set these flaming fruits all around the house? Would they float in the pool or topple over and  go out? Why would I spend so much time creating these when I know stores sell perfectly good candles that actually produce a scent (and are proven to float in pools)? I think the only answer is that this guy has more time on his hands than most people and a clementine tree in his backyard that is over-producing fruit.

Flaming fruit. Get you some. Or don’t. Whatever.

Master Bathroom Mini-Update

A few things have been happening around here … a few. The bathroom is veeeerrrrrryyyy slowly taking shape. I’ll take you on the guided tour.

First we had to open up the walls in the existing closet, so we could get a handle on where and how this breaker box is kindly moving its metal arse out of our way. (Oh, and I lied when I said I was not going to offend your eyes with any more pre-fancy-camera pictures, because there are still a few ones left …)

That's the face of excitment.

That’s the face of excitment.

We used a utility knife to score along the ceiling and at joints with any walls that are staying, so that we do not ruin that drywall in the process. Then we got to work ripping out the drywall to expose everything.

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Master BathI wear the strangest outfits to demo. Probably because I suddenly get a hankering for some demo on a weekday when we are lounging on the couch, so I have an odd combination of lounging/working clothes on. Here is the breaker box with the panel removed.  Kind of scary and intimidating, huh?

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The guts of the beast.

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No, that hammer is not levitating. I hope.

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At this point The Boy declared a “true master bathroom” since we could access it from the bedroom. Yay?

Once we got it all exposed we had a better idea of what we are working with, but we promptly put the cover panel back on the breaker box. We were both nervous with it being exposed! Also, I am quite certain we are going to leave fun artifacts (our tools!) in the walls when we close everything back up, because someone in our house (The Boy) loves to just put tools haphazardly around a work space.

We followed the same procedure for removing the walls enclosing the hallway closet, and had a little fun with it:

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Why are hammers photobombing everything?!?

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So special. We took a similar photo of me, but it is horrifying, and if I posted it my mom would know I was doing demo in my fuzzy slippers, and lecture me, so I didn’t.

This is the long and short of where we are at with demo. We have plenty more drywall to take down, but we are waiting to remove the drop ceiling in the bathroom until we have drywall guys lined up to come in the next day, since we will then be exposed to the attic. We will also wait to remove the one wall in the hallway separating our bedroom from the rest of the house until then too. One reason is privacy, but the other reason is The Dog. She is on The Boy’s schedule, which means she gets up at 5 a.m. on weekdays, and she would love to wake me up for playtime, but The Boy locks her out of the bedroom so I can sleep (love that boy!). However, this morning, I was very confused when I woke up to a waggling tail and a wet nose in my ear. By the time I fully roused she was gone, so I wondered if I dreamed it. Then I realized – she went into the bathroom, came into the bedroom through the wall, and left that way too! Now we have to make sure the bathroom door is closed. What a sneaky girl!

Now to the rebuilding phase, which still seems pretty far away, but I am getting excited about. I have found a few great deals lately, and put together a little “mood board” of sorts with everything we have so far. All of the items are sitting on the buffet which will be the vanity that we are STILL in the process of stripping so that we can refinish it.

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I went to Floor & Decor’s annual liquidation clearance, and just as I hoped, a stack of the tile we want was on sale! The catch with their sale is that you have to buy the entire stack that is left to get the discounted price, but it was less than the amount we need, so it worked out.  We will just buy more later when we actually calculate the total amount our job will require. Also, we love the 12″ x 24″ tiles, and these were 24″ x 24″ tiles (huge!), but we will simply cut them in half. The key to getting good deals and renovating on a budget is to browse often, jump on good deals when you find them, and be flexible!

The pendant light (one pictured, but I bought two) came from the Habitat for Humanity ReStore for only $25.00 each. I wasn’t sure about them at first, so I picked them up and carried them around with me while I browsed and contemplated. When I finally decided to purchase them, I went up to the register, where I discovered the double sink from Ikea! It isn’t exactly what we wanted initially, but it was a bargain and it will look great. Since the lights had a tag on them with a brand name, I looked them up, and it turns out they retail for $117.00 each. Wow! I am glad I snagged them when I did!

I took a few close up photos so you can see the subtle colors running through the tile, which will be on the floor of the bathroom and the walls of the shower. We will use the pebble tile for the floor of the shower.

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We haven’t decided whether to keep the vanity lighter or stain it dark, but with all of these lighter items, I am leaning towards staining it pretty dark for some contrast. Not pictured is a shower system panel I bought from a guy on Craigslist for $50.00. It is sweet, and mostly chrome, so our debate over which metal finish to use for this bathroom was decided by that purchase. Finally, I bought this very nice closet system in mocha (click for link to their site) from yet another ReStore one county over. I saw them a long time ago when I was in there, and they posted on Facebook that they were going on sale, so I rushed over as soon as I could. Score!

Although I am happy with the progress we are making, while the bathroom renovation is ongoing, our office looks like this:

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Solution? Close the door. So far, it is working.

A DIY Why Not Christmas

The holidays were such a whirlwind and I cannot believe 2013 snuck up on us like that. Here’s to a month or more of my backspace key getting a workout everytime I type 2012 …  then have to fix it.

I wanted to share some of the DIY Christmas presents we gave this year. I made a ton of sugar scrub to give family, friends, and coworkers. It was surprisingly easy to make and the ladies seemed to enjoy it. The process involves a lot of sugar, some baby oil, coconut oil, and essential oil for scent (or flavor, as I call it). I made one batch with a little bit of almond and vanilla extract, and it was VERY sweet smelling (maybe too much). Also, after using lavender oil to scent one lavender batch, I discovered lavender-scented baby oil, which was fantastic. The lavender scent was much less over-powering with that batch.  I made and gifted 8 jars total, and even made my own labels for some of them.

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For my family, when Christmas started getting expensive with the addition of children (I have 6 nieces and nephews!), and still buying for all adults, we talked about a solution. Since it was unanimous that the stocking was everyone’s favorite part, we decided to each have one person to prepare a stocking for. It is fun to pick up things all year long, and then give a huge stocking full of small-ish gifts. We only do this between my sisters and my mom, so there are four of us. I had a hard time coming up with homemade gifts for my sister Stephanie this year. She obviously got some sugar scrub, and some lip gloss that came out mediocre. My attempt to make her etched glasses was a bust pre-Christmas, then I figured it out post-Christmas. I tried to re-create the photo transfer to canvas on a larger scale with a photo of her boys, but it did not pan out.

Adorable kids, crap-tastic gift

Adorable kids, crap-tastic gift

This picture is proof that a camera makes anything, except me, look better. This looks much worse in person. The original tutorial mentions that the process of wetting the canvas and removing the paper requires patience and is painstaking, which I did not experience initially. However, a 2 x 2 canvas, compared to a 8 x 11 canvas, is a totally different ballgame. It came out so bad that I did not give it to her, because I was worried she would feel obligated to hang this monstrosity on her wall. Sorry, Steph! I made up for it by fixing the dresser in the playroom while I was there.

Oh, in case you are wondering, I did NOT attempt to make anything for the kids. I want my nieces and nephews to actually like me, and not think of me as the weird aunt. They might already, but I don’t want to continue encouraging it. I did get crafty with their gift wrapping, though, using some string, ribbon and stamps:

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Here is my niece, Avery, in the slippers and slap bracelet from us (we gave her brother and sister a similar gift):

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Here is Uncle The Boy explaining the virtues of the slap bracelet, while Layne looks skeptical (can’t blame the girl!)

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My nephew, Ryan, opening his Inkoos (a stuffed animal you can draw on):

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We gave his little brother a mini version of Inkoos and I received this photo later:

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I realized that the only two “kids” I haven’t included pictures of are Dylan and Taylor. Taylor is 17 so I don’t feel confident selecting a picture she won’t kill me for. Here is Dylan making creative use of his candy necklace:

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And a group shot of the candy necklace fun:

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The Boy received the obligatory Florida Gator shirt (and I received a matching one) from my brothers-in-law, who are both Georgia fans, and can barely stomach the thought of having an actual UF fan trying to weasel his way into the family.

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Confession: I wrote Taylor (17 year old) a check. At first I felt bad, but then I realized it was the best gift possible for a teenager. She didn’t seem to mind at all!

Have I mentioned that we have a ton of hardwood flooring firewood? We were just as eager to get it out of our garage as people were to burn it, so solid oak firewood was The Boy’s version of my sugar scrub. No one was safe from receipt. We gave some to my sister we were staying with, not really as a gift but just to get it out of my trunk. They took it grudgingly but have since requested more! (We may need to start charging – ha!)

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For The Boy’s side of the family, we have all adults, so it was easier to DIY some gifts. A lot of his family members have fire pits and/or fireplaces, so the firewood was a big hit. I classed it up a bit (“Hey, here is the leftover scrap wood we are dying to get rid of! Merry Christmas!”) by making some firewood carriers, which I thought would be particularly helpful for dragging wood out to fire pits. My inspiration came from designs like this and this. I made them using lengths of scrap wood, burlap, and durable rope. Unfortunately, I took a few photos of the process, but none of the finished product, so use your imagination:

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I doubled over the burlap for strength, stapled it to a length of wood, then drilled holes in each end of the wood. I ran a length of thick burlap-type rope through the holes, and made knots to keep it in place for a handle on each side.

We also gave several family members enlarged photos in homemade frames. Again, I failed to take pictures of these. I always make mental lists of my new year’s resolutions, and then can’t ever remember what they were. This year – write stuff down, and take more pictures (look – I already wrote it down!).

Another DIY gift that turned out surprisingly well was a box I made for The Boy’s mom. I wanted to give her something rustic, durable, and unique to lug some of her gardening supplies around in, so I bought this plain box at Michael’s:

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Then I beat it up (mostly with a hammer, even scraping the claw side across it). I tried a few different stain mixtures and finally settled on the weathered oak by Minwax that we used on Madonna. I still wasn’t particularly satisfied, so I used some odd weatherproofing stain I picked up at Home Depot on a clearance end cap who-knows-when. I alternated dipping my rag in the weathered oak and the waterproofing stain, and it gave the wood a streaky look that was perfect.

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I finished it off with two coats of polyurethane, and some personalization on both sides. One was stenciled with her last name, followed by “Farms,” and the other side was this:

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You may recognize that tree from the dresser I refinished for a friend here (same stencil!). I made the bird red because cardinals are meaningful to her.

So there you have it! I am pretty sure that sums up all of the DIY gifts we not only attempted, but also actually gave out. I already have some great ideas for next year! My worst fear is that people will not like the gifts, be too kind to tell me, and feel obligated to keep this stuff just because I made it. Look, I’m not in kindergarten, and one woman’s handicraft is another person’s handicrap. I get it. Feel free to come up with creative reasons how the homemade gifts met their untimely deaths, though. Or – immediately burn them, as most people happily did.

We survived Christmas with both families, with only one faux-proposal (we went on a walk Christmas Eve and when we returned, my sister screamed, “Show me your hands!” Needless to say The Boy and I were baffled, then figured it out) and only one person (The Boy’s dad) asking if I was pregnant.  We get it, people. Remain calm.