Pinbusters – Colored Lemons

Have you ever wondered if the stuff people post on Pinterest is true? Well I have, and I test them all so that you don’t have to, ’cause ain’t nobody got time for that.  Click here to check out all of the pins I haven taken on. You might be surprised by some of the results!

Most Pinterest users have seen this picture (from Visualize Us – click picture for link):

The pin states that you can inject food coloring into lemons and insinuates that this is photographic evidence of the results.  When you actually go to the source of the photo, the first giveaway is the caption – “excellent fruit photo manipulations,” a/k/a Photoshop. Never one to be defeated by simple blatant debunking, I tried it anyways.

My accomplice.

I diluted my food coloring a little bit.

I settled on my injection site.

I used a big metal turkey baster with a sharp stabby end for the injection.

Ouch. I don’t envy this lemon.

I wiggled the baster around a bit, injecting as much food coloring as I could.  However, lemons by their very nature are pretty “full.”  They can’t take on much excess liquid. Therefore, it wasn’t long before the lemon was spewing blue.

Blue-splosion.

I rolled the lemon around a bit, squeezed him gently, dubbed him Lemony Snicket, and let him chill on the counter for a few hours.  Lemony Snicket did not get blue in the face. He did not get green with envy (yellow + blue = green??).  He was pretty blue from the injection itself, but not in the literal sense.  Finally, the moment arrived (when I remembered there was an injected lemon on the counter):

The big reveal!

Blue? Are you in there??

Well needless to say this was a pretty underwhelming result, and I smell some lemon-scented BS, if you know what I mean.

Pin BUSTED.  (Hope this saves you some time and trouble, Marty!)

So Many Changes!

Our friends Erin and Kevin are pregnant with their first child (well, Erin is cooking the bun), and I wanted to get them something nice but personal.  I knew she wasn’t buying a traditional nursery set, and had found a crib on clearance, so I offered to redo a dresser to go with it that could also be a changing table.  Erin loved the idea and we started browsing on Craigslist.  I really wanted something with clean lines but some character.  I also obsess over furniture with feet.  I am not sure why, since I am VERY averse to human feet (except the kind attached to babies who are not yet toddling) but I will ooh and aah over footed furniture.  I’m a strange gal.

FYI – this post is very long and chock-full of pictures and details, so if you are reading for pleasure as opposed to a how-to tutorial, I promise not to be offended if you skip to the showcase showdown at the bottom. Spoiler alert:  everyone misses Bob Barker, the dresser wins, spay and neuter your pets.

This baby popped up on Craigslist, and I jumped on her (not literally, I’ve been running but I don’t think I am light enough for jumping on furniture):

She was rough, to say the least.  The drawers do not flare out at the bottom, that is the laminate peeling away, because the face of the drawers had some old water damage.  I removed the drawers and got her prepped for priming.  First surprise was one drawer full of blankets, clothes, and oh yes, even panties.  Blech.  I just dumped everything into the trash very quickly without touching or photographing it, and you are welcome for that.  (Note to everyone everywhere selling anything anytime – check drawers before selling!  Duh.)  Then I had to clean her, which I do with good old-fashioned Clorox wipes.  This dresser had been sitting outside and was gross:

Ew.

Before priming, I always fix any dings, missing laminate, etc. so that the finished product will be smooth and uniform.

It was hard to photograph, but I am trying to show where the laminate is pulling away from this edge.

To fix the minor dings and missing laminate spots,  I pulled out an old tube of Elmer’s Wood Putty, and was barely able to squeeze any out because it was getting dried out. No worries, though, I simply added a dab of wood glue to moisten it up, and I was in business.

Get some of that hot naked knee action.

… and some more. Oh yeah.

Then I squished it into any spots that needed filling.  (Yes, “squish” is the technical term.)  Finally, a scrape-by with the putty knife to smooth it out.  This stuff sands pretty easily, so you don’t have to be too worried about excess.  Just make sure all low spots are filled.

The mini-clamp is there because I discovered that the laminate on the corner was in danger of peeling off, so I squeezed a bit of wood glue in there, and clamped it to dry.

The long strip of peeling laminate at the top edge was a bit more tricky to repair.  I squeezed as much wood glue as I could get in the crack, and then I used a scrap of oak flooring (from the ongoing flooring saga) to apply even pressure while I clamped.  This task was not easy to do alone, and required two hands, one knee, a few teeth, and a stool to get everything in place, therefore I could not take a “during” photo.  (It must be noted that The Boy was inside doing who-knows-what at this time but he is always willing to help.  If I ask for help.  Which I don’t.  Because I am stubborn.)

I wiped off the massive amount of excess glue that squeezed out, and then I let everything dry for a few hours.  A little gentle sanding in the puttied spot and I was finally ready for priming!

My priming arsenal.

I prefer the roller for this job because it is easy and doesn’t leave streaks.  And yes, that is a Tupperware container holding primer, because it is the perfect size, and I refuse to pay for a mini-roller tray when a free old Tupperware container is capable of doing the job.  I met the heir apparent to the Tupperware throne once, and I do not believe she would approve of this use, but she is elderly and probably not internet savvy (fingers crossed) and hopefully doesn’t Google “heir apparent to Tupperware throne” on a daily basis to find out what people are saying about her.

Going …

Going …

Gone!

After the primer dried, I applied two coats of white interior (low-VOC) paint in the same manner.  The next obstacle was the drawers.  Oh the drawers!!  After mulling over options, the decision was made that we must completely replace the drawer fronts.  It was the only option that made sense.  We purchased some poplar planks and used the table saw to cut them to the exact same size as the current fronts.  This task required precision because the drawers recess into the openings, and we chose poplar because it is cheap and we were painting it anyways.  The Boy used a hammer and wood chisel to remove the old drawer fronts, which were dovetail.

This process was messy.  Here are the players:

Worker.

Supervisor.

The Boss is not shown (she was behind the camera).  The Boy used a jigsaw to cut off the remaining doves (tails?) on the drawers.

Always use clamps to avoid splitting!

Then, we attached the new fronts using small L-brackets.  We ended up putting the brackets in all four corners of each drawer to help it stay square and sturdy.

The Boy is not topless, I swear!

It fits!

I made a template to drill holes for the drawer pulls, and was able to drill all of the holes pretty quickly.

The template.

The inspiration for painting the drawers comes from a blog post I pinned (http://poppytalk.blogspot.com/2012/06/love-is-like-apricot.html), and I did exactly as it suggested – I found a paint color I liked, and got samples of all three colors on the swatch (the middle color is called “Friendship” … awww).  The fact that the colors are so similar to the dresser on the Poppytalk blog is really just a coincidence, as I was matching a pillow case the mom-to-be gave me.

I added one coat of polyurethane to the dresser and fronts of the drawers, and then a second coat of poly to the top, since it will be used/touched/pooped on the most.  Finally, it was time to add hardware, which I was pretty excited about.  Erin helped pick out these pulls from Anthropologie, and while they were a bit expensive, they were absolutely perfect, because the nursery has a tree mural with very similar flowers on it.

The stems were too long, so The Boy cut them to the right size using a tool he loves, the dremel.  Here he is watching football and making sparks:

The definition of male.

Finally, the dresser/changing table was complete:

I added the tree in the top left drawer, as a fun little surprise.

Erin and Kevin have a lot of very exciting changes coming soon, including lots of diapers. They are going to be the most amazing parents to a lucky little girl, and I am so glad I could help in this small way.  Congrats!!

 (PSST – I entered this project in a DIY contest – check it out!)

Pinbusters – Photo Transfer to Canvas

Have you ever wondered if the stuff people post on Pinterest is true? Well I have, and I test them all so that you don’t have to, ’cause ain’t nobody got time for that.  Click here to check out all of the pins I haven taken on. You might be surprised by some of the results!

I am back with another riveting episode of Pinbusters.  The Boy and I have vowed to DIY as many Christmas gifts as possible this year.  The goal is not necessarily to save money, since we will still have to buy supplies, but to give more meaningful and thoughtful gifts. Therefore, many of the pins we will be busting are dry runs for Operation DIY Xmas.  If you are a friend, family member, or just plain hoping to be surprised by a gift from us, stop reading.

OK, now that we have established that we will not be giving you a gift (you are still reading, aren’t you??), let’s do this.  I was intrigued by the many pins showing various methods for transferring a photo printed on plain ole computer paper to canvas.  I had a tiny little spare canvas left over from a prior project, so I thought it would be perfect for this test.  I browsed my Facebook photos, picked a cute one, and printed it out on my laser jet printer (many of the sites say to print using laser jet, but I have no idea if it is a requirement, and an ink jet won’t work … another test for another day, I suppose!).  Here are the supplies needed:

First step:  Coat canvas with the highly acclaimed miracle craft material – Mod Podge! (Isn’t this just gel medium? No? What am I missing here?)

Place photograph, image side down, on the canvas.  Push down and rub the paper all over to ensure good contact and adhesion.  This was easy for me since my canvas was so tiny, but on a larger canvas people recommend using a tool of some sort.  Also, you could paint the canvas prior to this step if you want.

Let dry for several hours.  I let it dry for about 24 hours, just because I was busy, but I am sure overnight would be more than sufficient.  I then used the spray bottle (a/k/a The Dog’s worst enemy and “Bad Girl!” deterrent mechanism.  Seriously, she hates this thing, and it is the only “punishment” that works on her.  I once used it to spray down The Boy’s hair during an at-home haircut, and she must have been reeling at how bad he had been to deserve such treatment) … where was I?

Oh yes, spray the paper.  I had it on jet instead of mist, so I got it really damp, but it didn’t seem to matter.  Then I started rubbing until the paper started peeling and rolling off.  It wasn’t very difficult, and the results were pretty awesome.  I was pleasantly surprised!

So cute!

The Boy said we both had double chins in the picture. This is my “retract your statement immediately or die” face.

We then attempted to take a photo of us, with the canvas held up to our faces.  I tried first, and then The Boy took over, furiously snapping photos like a paparazzi, but we both failed miserably, and here is the series of photos that resulted:

Take 1.

Take 2.

Take 3.

Take 4.

Take 5.

Take 6. Yikes.

Enjoy, ya’ll.